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It's been so cold outside I even saw a Romanian woman with her hand in her own pocket.
I think the wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's. She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
A good friend of mine died recently in his local pub His wife asked him to go out shopping for some cotton but he went to the pub instead for the whole day Gone but not for cotton.
What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks.
I've just been up the attic to get the decorations down and come across a present I forgot to give the kids last Christmas. It's a bloody shame as well as they would have loved that kitten.