Molly, Just a quick note for now to thank you for your warm and very human offer of employment. I am attending the European Parliament and Council of Europe in Strasbourg this week, where I was very warmly applauded yesterday when I addressed the conference. I will shortly be whisked off to a science conference at the University of Strasbourg and my schedule for the rest of this year is truly packed. Furthermore, at 81 years of age, I fear this work may just be too demanding for me. I do, however, have a friend whose daughter is looking for employment in Europe at the moment and you are still in Europe, just, aren't you? I regret that she may be a little less productive than your ambitious expectations, taking up to an hour per car, but she gets her sponge everywhere and has never had a single complaint from any of her clients in Tibet in the last three years since she started soaping. I noted your advert was looking for "people" ....... I do so hope you are an equal opportunities employer. She recently applied for a post as a part time window cleaner in Royton, but when she turned up for an interview, the "employer" was a spotty 16 year old with halitosis and a rusty chopper. He showed her a picture of his better half in Mayfair, which she assumed to be a society magazine. The lady was very inappropriately dressed so my friend's daughter decided to decline his offer to go "upstairs and start on the windows in the bedroom" as the first step of the interview process. Very unprofessional. Anyway, please PM me with your details and if you like what you see, we can maybe arrange for you and her to meet up and get down to business?!? [Post edited 16 Sep 2016 12:24]
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