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Reply | Never a straight Red Card
at 15:09 29 Sep 2024
Red or yellow? Irrelevant, in some respects. What I mean is that we wouldn't be in a position to question either if Varane's decision-making had been on point. |
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Reply | Nardi's shot stopping
at 15:07 29 Sep 2024
I like him. He seems to get QPR in a way that Begovic just didn't. |
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Reply | Defenders with their pants pulled down
at 11:15 29 Sep 2024
That defender got his pants pulled down so comprehensively that they had been washed, ironed and put back in his knicker draw by his mum by the time he'd worked out what had happened. At this point he, the tough and ruthless centre half, became the rough and toothless playground bully / tart who calls the teacher when the little kids laugh at his attempts to look hard.
'Oooh, Sir! Sir! Jenkins minor said a rude word, Sir! And he pushed me, Sir! And He's got my ball, Sir!'
'I'll deal with this. Is your father coming for drinks at the club later...?'
It was a goal, all ends up. The ref got it wrong. Their defence got it wrong. The lino's call was made unsighted. The whole thing stinks like Godzilla's nylon grundies after a hard day flattening Tokyo. |
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Reply | The no ones bothered Blackburn match thingy
at 14:12 28 Sep 2024
I don't hope he crashes: I hope he finds someone has nicked his wheels, left the car up on bricks and used his kitbag as an ersatz lavatory, due to an extreme case of amoebic dysentery. |
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Reply | The no ones bothered Blackburn match thingy
at 13:12 28 Sep 2024
'Gentlemen, thank you for joining me here in the brewery to workshop this problem. We have received delivery of a consignment of glasses, steins etc, several crates of nibbles and someone has, unaccountably, invited DJ Funkbeat who is playing these banging tunes. All the pieces are here, gents. But what are we missing? We'll work on this all night, if we have to...'
Bit like that for me Bluce. |
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Reply | Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 07:02 27 Sep 2024
But they chose to do it anyway. This blatant provocation cannot go unanswered. |
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Reply | Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 17:38 25 Sep 2024
'...Mr Nourry, isn't it true that you are the CEO, DOF and now Janitor at this creepy old stadium and that you have been trying to scare away the public with crap beer, third world plumbing and awful PA equipment so that you can sell Loftus Road to developers building a Mrs Brown's Boys museum?'
(Clive removes CN's mask to reveal...)
'Gasp! Old Man Ferdinand!'
'Yes, and I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!'
And I'm not even drunk. Yet. |
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Reply | Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 21:34 24 Sep 2024
For the avoidance of doubt, I am turning on Nourry, am ITK and will be in attendance, stripped to the waist wearing a necklace of ears, carrying a homemade truncheon and baying for blood throughout.
Either that or staying home watching repeats of Death In Paradise, eating Werthers Original and knitting scarves for orphaned hamsters. You know, one of the two. |
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Reply | Liam Morrison Injury
at 21:25 24 Sep 2024
Hope he's alright. I never want anyone to get hurt but a player who's just beginning to make his mark always feels worse somehow. |
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