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I have suffered with Dyslexia all my life, yet thanks to your weekly newspaper articles in the Daily Mail and the Guardian with your use of the words 'Bouncebackability' and 'Bundesliga' many, many, many times over in every single fack'ing article, has helped me enormously to engage in hand to hand combat with this condition.
These problematic words have now entered my subconscious and i can now spell them correctly along with other tricky words such as 'Vinyl' , 'Onyx' and 'LGBTQ+'
Tahnk Yuo. Glenn, Leigh On Sae Esesx.
2-0 Enlgnad. A brace for Jdue Bellinhgam,
edit gawd blimey i aint very happy with the line up.
I love that Menebrea, kicks the shit out of peroni.
'Er indoors has just left for the day to spend 17 hours in Dunelm looking at pelmets and potpourri before going to her mums to provide a copious list of my deficiencies as a man, so i've just cracked open my first beer.. A Red Mahou. Magic.
'Nigel Farage dresses and mimics many of the mannerisms of Adolf Hitler'.
Tis true, only this very morning he was on GB news conducting altitude experiments on mixed race baranados orphans, studying the hair growth patterns of twins for his new biography , injecting blue eye dye into the disabled and making plans annexing off parts of Harold wood for a Joy Divison brothel for his off duty party staffers.
All the while dressed up like a Slut a as banfurher drummer boy from the Hitler youth.
Talking of which i notice that mine and wes's shared local boozer back in the early 2000's, The Redhouse Pub on Redbridge roundabout, is to be demolished by Galliard Homes and to be mutated into a souless GDR erich honecker plattenbau for 150 rabbit hutches.
If i time my run just right on the phillips perfect draft machine this afternoon i should wake just in time to see ricky's Raiders get ironed out by Ponga's Newcastle knights by 80+points 6am sunday mormning , covered in my own vomitus.
Far be it of me to defend the previous collective of Shinning path ghouls that we were shackled to for the past 14 years. Yet if the below is correct, it doesn't scream to me a polarity drive of highly seasoned hyperbeings, more a phalanx of sawdust caesers who will be found most wanting facing the void which has been left before them by the previous Tory government.
I wish them gods speed with the herculean task they face as it's a job i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.
Back on it today lads. the Phillips perfect draft machine is primed with a fresh 10 pint keg of Hawkstone lager in prep for the England Game, and Jo's fked off to the chigwell mother in laws for the day.
This being the case, I estimate that i will probably come on here at 9.36pm tonight and ask chris charles to elope with me to a chocolate box romantic cottage in Zagreb , where will listen to Ramsey Lewis and Donald Byrd on a Binatone record player while watching the waves of the Adriatic synchronise to the beat of our hearts . Or something like that.
I'll probably just end up booty calling my ex wife. A hindu princess from east ham, with yet a another request for a bunk up in the back of my Aygo as she blocks me for the 15th time, while i lay semi conscious on an endless sea of crushed Budweiser Flame Grilled Rib Crispy Coated Peanuts. The spice of life.
Hope i haven't embarrassed you Chris with this thread.
I Meant every word but i was more derranged after 8 pints of lowenbrau last night than a Roman Emperor with his frontal lobe rotted clean through on grape, coca leaf extract and syphilis caught from shagging his caged lynx cat and young slave boys from Germania.
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