| Celar 15:55 - Nov 23 with 24192 views | andrew1302 |
Has there been a worse striker in a QPR shirt? The man is absolutely useless. We have had some poor strikers but i really think he is amongst the worst. I feel sorry for him. He should not have been bought. It is lamb to the slaughter. He is probably trying his best but his best is League 2 and not his fault. Nourry and Belk or whoever are to blame for him. |  | | |  |
| Celar on 16:03 - Nov 23 with 6461 views | QPunkR |
How many shots on target has he managed all season? His fukcing highlights for QPR are two shots that went just wide in two successive games |  |
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| Celar on 16:03 - Nov 23 with 6455 views | CamberleyR |
Dominic Iorfa says "hold my beer" |  |
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| Celar on 16:07 - Nov 23 with 6417 views | loftus77 |
| Celar on 16:03 - Nov 23 by CamberleyR |
Dominic Iorfa says "hold my beer" |
White Hart Lane 1991. I'll never forget it.
The oppo striker was a certain G Lineker. | | | |
| Celar on 16:10 - Nov 23 with 6396 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
The key line is 'he should not have been bought'. I feel sorry for the bloke.
This is all on the DoF. | | | |
| Celar on 16:17 - Nov 23 with 6351 views | OakR |
| Celar on 16:07 - Nov 23 by loftus77 |
White Hart Lane 1991. I'll never forget it.
The oppo striker was a certain G Lineker. |
I seem to remember a game at home to Leeds when he had loads of one on ones due to his incredible pace, with followed by shots still orbiting the earth. | |
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| Celar on 16:29 - Nov 23 with 6304 views | The_Beast1976 |
I think he is the worst professional footballer I have ever seen. Zero ability, zero effort. Whoever thought it was a good idea to sign him should never work in football again | | | |
| Celar on 16:30 - Nov 23 with 6298 views | Juzzie |
Data is so much bollox.
Look at Joe Allen when he was at Swanseaola all them years ago. Great stats but actually wasn’t all that, just passed to someone 2ft away to notch up another ‘click’ on the pass completion rate.
After a £10m+ move to Liverpool, based on his ‘stats’ even Gerrard got pi$$ed off with him making so many meaningless short passes, nothing was ever incisive to send a player through on goal.
Stats, my @rse |  | | |
| Celar on 16:32 - Nov 23 with 6278 views | QPunkR |
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| Celar on 17:00 - Nov 23 with 6119 views | ted_hendrix |
He offers nothing absolutely nothing.
We couldn't shift him even If we wanted to.
Never really was one for berating our own Individual players but Jesus wept. |  |
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| Celar on 17:04 - Nov 23 with 6068 views | ytt28 |
| Celar on 16:29 - Nov 23 by The_Beast1976 |
I think he is the worst professional footballer I have ever seen. Zero ability, zero effort. Whoever thought it was a good idea to sign him should never work in football again |
Gus Cesar / Bob Malcolm | | | |
| Celar (n/t) on 17:16 - Nov 23 with 5932 views | easthertsr |
| Celar on 17:04 - Nov 23 by ytt28 |
Gus Cesar / Bob Malcolm |
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| Celar (n/t) on 17:17 - Nov 23 with 5905 views | easthertsr |
Ah Malcolmio ,slower turn than the QE 2! | | | |
| Celar on 17:22 - Nov 23 with 5828 views | Lblock |
If that is a player “trying his best” then Christ on a bike
Missing a penalty can happen but his all round game is absolutely atrocious and it’s beyond embarrassing.
If I’m Ruben then I’m conducting an investigation into this transfer and following the money as it stinks and someone must’ve been at it. I’ve said it so many times about this club but that one deal is a sackable offence, maybe even something whoever signed it off needs to do a stretch for.
He is clearly finished here before he even started and needs to be rested until we can find a field for him to rest in from January. We need to be starting Alfie until Frey can return and/or 1st January when a professional football player needs to be signed in place of Celar — not the 31st; it needs to be done first available moment |  |
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| Celar on 17:27 - Nov 23 with 5776 views | Wegerles_Stairs |
The atmosphere was fantastic second half BUT we should not be booing our own players...
I would start Alfie against Cardiff though. | | | |
| Celar on 17:30 - Nov 23 with 5732 views | derbyhoop |
A decent run to give Smyth a chance for a shot - which was miles over the bar.
Otherwise very little.
Saw more effort from Lloyd in his 30 minutes.
On that evidence, I'd like to see Lloyd start against Cardiff & Watford. |  |
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| Celar (n/t) on 17:35 - Nov 23 with 5641 views | SteveB |
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| Celar on 17:38 - Nov 23 with 5608 views | Bluce_Ree |
Mark Fking Hateley tho. |  |
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| Celar on 17:38 - Nov 23 with 5582 views | SteveB |
Tony Sealy. Omni turf. 81-83? Legend.. | | | |
| Celar on 17:39 - Nov 23 with 5577 views | aston_hoop |
Reminds me of Tamas Priskin, who was also shit |  |
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| Celar on 17:41 - Nov 23 with 5528 views | BrianWilson |
| Celar on 17:22 - Nov 23 by Lblock |
If that is a player “trying his best” then Christ on a bike
Missing a penalty can happen but his all round game is absolutely atrocious and it’s beyond embarrassing.
If I’m Ruben then I’m conducting an investigation into this transfer and following the money as it stinks and someone must’ve been at it. I’ve said it so many times about this club but that one deal is a sackable offence, maybe even something whoever signed it off needs to do a stretch for.
He is clearly finished here before he even started and needs to be rested until we can find a field for him to rest in from January. We need to be starting Alfie until Frey can return and/or 1st January when a professional football player needs to be signed in place of Celar — not the 31st; it needs to be done first available moment |
Starting to think he might actually be trying but is just completely out of his depth. Someone def needs to take the hit for this signing. |  |
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| Celar on 17:42 - Nov 23 with 5507 views | NorthantsHoop |
Need to try and get Celar loaned back to a Swiss side or someone from a European league in January and hope they buy him, because he is a waste of space in a QPR shirt. Really should be dropped and Lloyd put up front until Frey available. |  | | |
| Celar on 17:42 - Nov 23 with 5494 views | Damo1962 |
| Celar on 17:30 - Nov 23 by derbyhoop |
A decent run to give Smyth a chance for a shot - which was miles over the bar.
Otherwise very little.
Saw more effort from Lloyd in his 30 minutes.
On that evidence, I'd like to see Lloyd start against Cardiff & Watford. |
Agree.Smyth is a limited player at this level,but makes up for it by giving it everything. You would hope that Celar would do the same...but he doesn't. That is unforgivable. Need to cut our losses with this guy, as I reckon his teammates have given up on him too. | | | |
| Celar on 17:44 - Nov 23 with 5449 views | stainrods_elbow |
| Celar on 17:38 - Nov 23 by SteveB |
Tony Sealy. Omni turf. 81-83? Legend.. |
Averaged nearly 1 in 3 for us, actually, depsite copping it from some hostile and possibly racist boo boys on the Loft. How we could use a Tony Sealy now! |  |
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| Cela on 17:49 - Nov 23 with 3388 views | DWQPR |
Right near the end Lloyd made three challenges in succession and was determined to get the ball and did which set up the final chance which Saito headed over. Other than goals that is what I want to see from a centre forward, a bit of a battering ram. Was really unlucky with his chance as the goalkeeper managed to get something on the shot which deflected it onto the post. I do like Lloyd, he has the makings of a half decent forward and certainly a better prospect than Armstrong. | |
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| Celar on 17:49 - Nov 23 with 3382 views | Jevlar |
It’s time for the Celar Door.
I’d loan him back to Lugano in Jan and get another striker.
Could hardly do worse. [Post edited 23 Nov 17:50]
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