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Andy Johnson lives! 17:24 - Sep 3 with 4619 viewsballbag

Just rejoined Palace.

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Andy Johnson lives! on 17:28 - Sep 3 with 4601 viewseghamranger

Now on sky sports. Biggest sick note ever.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 17:29 - Sep 3 with 4591 viewsDiscodroids

hello Andy !, how are you then? All right?
- Yeah, eh, yeah, nice to see you. What, er, how's, how's Robin? All right then?
- Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, well, take care.
- Yeah, give my love to the family.
- O.K.! See you!............Cu nt.
[Post edited 3 Sep 2014 17:42]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 with 4581 viewsGloucs_R

I have banged his ex....

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Andy Johnson lives! on 17:42 - Sep 3 with 4511 viewsTacticalR

A disastrous signing for us, made even worse by the obvious fact that he had been crocked for years before we bought him.
[Post edited 3 Sep 2014 17:46]

Air hostess clique

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Andy Johnson lives! on 17:53 - Sep 3 with 4453 viewsexiled_dictator

Fulham once paid £10.5 million for him, despite having failed the medical.

Allegedly.

Everton did pay £8.6 million for him 2 years previously, so did well out of him.
149 goals in 474 appearances in total, only 2 with hoops on them.
Goodbye and good luck.
Guaranteed to score a hat-trick against us ......

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:00 - Sep 3 with 4432 viewsOldPedro

Will probably play 30+ games for Palace and score winners for them in both games against us!

Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man

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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:15 - Sep 3 with 4387 viewsBasingstokeR

So did Palace not name a full 25 for the season?
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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:19 - Sep 3 with 4367 viewseghamranger

He has been named in it. Warnock does like a striker, plenty there.

Can't see lightweight Johnson lasting 5 mins against us with Barton, Fer, caulker and Sandro
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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:26 - Sep 3 with 4346 viewsqueensparker

He was alright when he played. He just never actually played.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:34 - Sep 3 with 4316 viewsbosh67

Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 by Gloucs_R

I have banged his ex....


Well, then you've scored more than he did.

Never knowingly right.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 18:40 - Sep 3 with 4289 viewsAunt_Nelly

Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 by Gloucs_R

I have banged his ex....


I didn't know he was gay.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 11:06 - Sep 4 with 3902 viewsDiscodroids

Andy Johnson lives! on 18:40 - Sep 3 by Aunt_Nelly

I didn't know he was gay.


hehehehe...

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Andy Johnson lives! on 11:17 - Sep 4 with 3881 viewsadhoc_qpr

Will score the winner on his debut and claim he is feeling fitter and hungry to score more goals.

Will then pick up a 'minor knock' and won't be able to play the next game, but Warnock will reassure everyone he'll be back next week.

Will then disappear and never play for Palace again this season...
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Andy Johnson lives! on 11:25 - Sep 4 with 3867 viewsTacticalR

The most puzzling thing is that he is being given a role in youth coaching, but what can he teach except how to prevent bedsores after lying on the physio table all day?

Air hostess clique

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Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 with 3794 viewsessextaxiboy

I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion .
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Andy Johnson lives! on 13:15 - Sep 4 with 3778 viewsTacticalR

Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy

I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion .


That depends on whether you prefer a Knight of the Order of the Bench or a Knight of the Order of the Bedsore.

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Andy Johnson lives! on 13:22 - Sep 4 with 3755 viewsessextaxiboy

Andy Johnson lives! on 13:15 - Sep 4 by TacticalR

That depends on whether you prefer a Knight of the Order of the Bench or a Knight of the Order of the Bedsore.


I agree , but Johnson (when he played) looked like he was trying and scored a handful of goals. And was willing to go a year ago .

SWP is just milking us .
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Andy Johnson lives! on 12:31 - Sep 5 with 3565 viewsDiscodroids

Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy

I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion .


Cmon essex....You cant believe that...4th choice striker...
[Post edited 5 Sep 2014 14:28]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Andy Johnson lives! on 12:42 - Sep 5 with 3557 viewsQPunkR

Andy Johnson lives! on 18:19 - Sep 3 by eghamranger

He has been named in it. Warnock does like a striker, plenty there.

Can't see lightweight Johnson lasting 5 mins against us with Barton, Fer, caulker and Sandro


Why, would Barton bore him to death with Nietzsche quotes?

Shit but local

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Andy Johnson lives! on 12:49 - Sep 5 with 3538 viewsTacticalR

Andy Johnson lives! on 12:42 - Sep 5 by QPunkR

Why, would Barton bore him to death with Nietzsche quotes?


It unsettles opponents and is one of the best part's of Joey's game.

Air hostess clique

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Andy Johnson lives! on 13:01 - Sep 5 with 3520 viewsJuzzie

Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy

I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion .


Despite his failings he would be better to have than SWP but his contract expired and SWP's hasn't. One had to go to get the wage bill down and it was never going to be SWP. He's going nowhwere until June, then we'll give him a 1 year extension.
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Andy Johnson lives! on 14:24 - Sep 5 with 3468 viewsPommyhoop

Andy Johnson coupled with selling Heidar Helguson was probably the worst transfer buisiness Ive ever seen or heard of. I said so at the time and I was laughed at .
He's just tonked us with a hat trick was a favourite dig..I bet he's hardly off the treatment table was my dour response.
Look it up if you dont believe me.
Clive was my fiercest critic..

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Andy Johnson lives! on 01:26 - Sep 6 with 3393 viewsPommyhoop

Andy Johnson lives! on 13:01 - Sep 5 by Juzzie

Despite his failings he would be better to have than SWP but his contract expired and SWP's hasn't. One had to go to get the wage bill down and it was never going to be SWP. He's going nowhwere until June, then we'll give him a 1 year extension.
[Post edited 5 Sep 2014 13:03]


Massive party round Shotknees' gaff when we finally f'ck SWP off.
I'll bring the Vodka Disco brings the charlie.

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