| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 465830 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:16 - Nov 4 with 2873 views | loftboy |
Poxy Christmas adverts on tv and radio already. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:38 - Nov 4 with 2838 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 17:16 - Nov 4 by loftboy |
Poxy Christmas adverts on tv and radio already. |
Amen!
Should all be banned until December 1st. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:29 - Nov 4 with 2774 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 17:38 - Nov 4 by Juzzie |
Amen!
Should all be banned until December 1st. |
I work in a garden centre. We’ve been celebrating since October. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:42 - Nov 4 with 2754 views | FredManRave |
| Random irritations.. on 18:29 - Nov 4 by Mick_S |
I work in a garden centre. We’ve been celebrating since October. |
Congrats on the new job. And the family must be very proud and happy if they're still celebrating, into November... |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 07:47 - Nov 14 with 2413 views | stevec |
Pop ups on my iPhone telling me Man City have beaten Chelsea 4-1 only to get to the end and find out it’s women’s football. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:58 - Nov 14 with 2336 views | GaryT |
You're in the middle of brushing your teeth and your electric toothbrush suddenly stops working. For a split second you think "shit, how am I going to brush my teeth now?"  |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:04 - Nov 14 with 2261 views | ted_hendrix |
Kippers packaged in the hardest plastic known to mankind, If I want kippers for me tea on a Friday I have to start opening the packet on a Wednesday evening.
''Spreads Straight from the fridge'' there Isn't a butter in the World that ''Spreads Straight from the fridge''.
''Resealable'' peanut bags, they're not bloody ''resealable'' I re-sealed my large bag of peanuts last week and when I picked the bag up the bloody bag burst open and peanuts went everywhere. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:12 - Nov 14 with 2212 views | dannyblue |
| Random irritations.. on 10:04 - Nov 14 by ted_hendrix |
Kippers packaged in the hardest plastic known to mankind, If I want kippers for me tea on a Friday I have to start opening the packet on a Wednesday evening.
''Spreads Straight from the fridge'' there Isn't a butter in the World that ''Spreads Straight from the fridge''.
''Resealable'' peanut bags, they're not bloody ''resealable'' I re-sealed my large bag of peanuts last week and when I picked the bag up the bloody bag burst open and peanuts went everywhere. |
I like my smoked mackerel. There used to be a corner you'd snap and then you could peel the packet back in a really satisfying way. The corner is no more. You have to hack at it with scissors now. |  | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:41 - Nov 14 with 2025 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 10:04 - Nov 14 by ted_hendrix |
Kippers packaged in the hardest plastic known to mankind, If I want kippers for me tea on a Friday I have to start opening the packet on a Wednesday evening.
''Spreads Straight from the fridge'' there Isn't a butter in the World that ''Spreads Straight from the fridge''.
''Resealable'' peanut bags, they're not bloody ''resealable'' I re-sealed my large bag of peanuts last week and when I picked the bag up the bloody bag burst open and peanuts went everywhere. |
Modern life, eh, Ted?
When I was a student, I was sitting in the kitchen of the flat my mate and I rented when the fridge made a strange noise.
"What on earth was that? " I said.
My mate responded: "Oh, it was just the fridge switching itself off. It's so cold in here that no further cooling is required". |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Nov 18 with 1633 views | dannyblue |
People just sitting in their parked cars with the engine idling.
People getting uppity when you gently ask them to turn their engine off after they were sitting in their car with the engine running on your way out for errands, and still on your way back from errands.
Related: cafes with space heaters left on all day regardless of the temperature or if there are any customers there. Despite just being gross, it must cost them a fortune. Trailer Happiness on Portobello is bad for this. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:28 - Dec 1 with 1356 views | Bluce_Ree |
I'm a big fan of Jamie Oliver. Well, of his recipes and the way he writes them. Not of him as he's bit of a fat-tongued mockney tw@t at times.
But I cooked two of his recipes today for Sunday lunch. A cornbread thing and a chicken and mushroom traybake. They both turned out okay but both tasted F*CKING SHIT.
And if there's one thing that genuinely gets on ALL MY TITS it's wasting two hours and a shitload of ingredients to make SHIT FOOD.
I'm going to be grumpy as all c*nt for the rest of today. And I just saw an FA Cup thread on here. Ugh. And Liverpool are going to win the f*cking league. Oh f**k my actual dad, life. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:35 - Dec 1 with 1331 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 18:28 - Dec 1 by Bluce_Ree |
I'm a big fan of Jamie Oliver. Well, of his recipes and the way he writes them. Not of him as he's bit of a fat-tongued mockney tw@t at times.
But I cooked two of his recipes today for Sunday lunch. A cornbread thing and a chicken and mushroom traybake. They both turned out okay but both tasted F*CKING SHIT.
And if there's one thing that genuinely gets on ALL MY TITS it's wasting two hours and a shitload of ingredients to make SHIT FOOD.
I'm going to be grumpy as all c*nt for the rest of today. And I just saw an FA Cup thread on here. Ugh. And Liverpool are going to win the f*cking league. Oh f**k my actual dad, life. |
I have theory that many of the named chefs are basically con artists, allegedly.
5 ingredients cook books.
5 Mediterranean ingredients cook books.
5 vegetarian etc.
The Delia Smith winter book is a belter, mind. Cold weather food is great. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:37 - Dec 1 with 1318 views | Bluce_Ree |
I've definitely made good food from Jamie's books. Nigella and Ramsay too. I tend to get my best recipes from YouTube though. There's a guy called Chef Jean with a channel called Food Wishes. He's good. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:33 - Dec 3 with 1066 views | R_from_afar |
Look, I acknowledge that most organisations are self-obsessed and pathologically immodest, but a new low was reached today.
A company which, only last year, made me redundant against my wishes, has sent me a request on LinkedIn, inviting me to follow their newsletter 
What sort of soulless, emotionally bereft automatons are these people?
Astonishing! | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:45 - Dec 4 with 931 views | Watford_Ranger |
Had a work event at a very posh hotel the other day. Had to do a few emails so ordered a coffee at the bar. £7 for a double espresso plus 15% service. Shocking obviously and it wasn’t even that good but they had the gall to add an ‘optional’ £1 for charity. So you’re charging me (or my work expenses thankfully in this case) £9.05 for black coffee. You pay the quid to charity out of the £7 you’re charging. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:48 - Dec 4 with 911 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 09:45 - Dec 4 by Watford_Ranger |
Had a work event at a very posh hotel the other day. Had to do a few emails so ordered a coffee at the bar. £7 for a double espresso plus 15% service. Shocking obviously and it wasn’t even that good but they had the gall to add an ‘optional’ £1 for charity. So you’re charging me (or my work expenses thankfully in this case) £9.05 for black coffee. You pay the quid to charity out of the £7 you’re charging. |
And why is that coffee machines are like mini spaceships but hot coffee is somehow not possible? |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:51 - Dec 4 with 902 views | MrSheen |
| Random irritations.. on 09:48 - Dec 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
And why is that coffee machines are like mini spaceships but hot coffee is somehow not possible? |
Such bad coffee. And so little of it! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:03 - Dec 4 with 858 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 09:45 - Dec 4 by Watford_Ranger |
Had a work event at a very posh hotel the other day. Had to do a few emails so ordered a coffee at the bar. £7 for a double espresso plus 15% service. Shocking obviously and it wasn’t even that good but they had the gall to add an ‘optional’ £1 for charity. So you’re charging me (or my work expenses thankfully in this case) £9.05 for black coffee. You pay the quid to charity out of the £7 you’re charging. |
You assume they're paying that £1 to charity... |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:07 - Dec 4 with 825 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 09:51 - Dec 4 by MrSheen |
Such bad coffee. And so little of it! |
And there's no way it should take ten minutes for the spaceship to fill a small cup.
Or that it has to be deafen everyone in a two-mile radius.
And you're not a 'Barrista', you're someone who can make lukewarm coffee.
What next? A 'Tea-ista'? | |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:13 - Dec 4 with 803 views | Bluce_Ree |
I went to one of those Christmas Markets. In Chester. Overpriced bullshit! | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:30 - Dec 4 with 753 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| Random irritations.. on 09:48 - Dec 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
And why is that coffee machines are like mini spaceships but hot coffee is somehow not possible? |
The best one in had was from a machine in Islington Spoons in the shopping centre 02 bit about 18 years ago. (was morning and getting breakfast)
It was lovely and came with an Italian biscuit. Machine was small press a button I think, now they look like the Cylons great great grand parents and mostly the coffee is shit. |  |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:33 - Dec 4 with 663 views | Bluce_Ree |
F*CK SAKE!
We've got our Xmas work lunch thing in about half an hour. The good thing usually is that FAT C*NT TONY never shows up for these things.
The fat c*nt has just turned up. F*ck my life. The guy absolute HONKS of PISS and has f*cking eczema or leprosy or some shit. Actually it's probably scabies as the fat c*nt never f*cking showers.
If I end up sat next to him I'm going to leave and/or kill myself.
F*CK. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:42 - Dec 4 with 646 views | GaryHaddock |
| Random irritations.. on 12:33 - Dec 4 by Bluce_Ree |
F*CK SAKE!
We've got our Xmas work lunch thing in about half an hour. The good thing usually is that FAT C*NT TONY never shows up for these things.
The fat c*nt has just turned up. F*ck my life. The guy absolute HONKS of PISS and has f*cking eczema or leprosy or some shit. Actually it's probably scabies as the fat c*nt never f*cking showers.
If I end up sat next to him I'm going to leave and/or kill myself.
F*CK. |
How festive. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:51 - Dec 4 with 589 views | Superhoop83 |
People at the gym who sit at a weights machine and fcuk about on their phone for 20 minutes as if they're sat on a park bench.
People at the gym who like to have bantz with the instructors. There's one bloke in my spin class who shouts out things like "Great tune, mate!" to the instructor.
People in the full gym car park who sit in their cars with the lights on, ready to leave, while you sit there like a prick waiting to see whether they'll pull out, which they never do.
Most people at my gym, basically. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:59 - Dec 4 with 578 views | johncharles |
| Random irritations.. on 10:13 - Dec 4 by Bluce_Ree |
I went to one of those Christmas Markets. In Chester. Overpriced bullshit! |
Chester IS overpriced bullshit.
And snobby with it. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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