| Game vs Cardiff 18:44 - Feb 1 with 997 views | thejack1912 |
Let's go into with confidence. It's a chance for our boys to be heroes.
Let's get behind them from the off, get the ground bouncing and leave all this negativity behind!!
We can do this! C'mon Boys!!!!
BELIEVE
Anyone would think we're bottom and Cardiff are top half on a 8 match winning run. [Post edited 1 Feb 2014 18:47]
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| Game vs Cardiff on 19:00 - Feb 1 with 966 views | reddythered |
My prediction - bookmark it, get money on it.
We have to play 90 minutes wth ten men; Williams injured in warmup leads to Chico being named captain. Caulker is sent off during the coin toss as Chico goes down clutching his face.
We spend time passing amongst our defence to kill time. Ref gets bored, slides in on Turner and belts the ball 70 yards to Tremmel to try to get some action going. You then pass amongst your defence. Ref just gives up and quits on the spot.
Second half, Ole reads us the riot act and as per normal, we play better in the second half. Chico is sent off when caught trying to smack Medel with a brick he'd been hiding in his shorts. Ref hadn't noticed it in the first half, thinking he'd been playing with a stiffy. We go bonzo gonzo, getting seven goals. In the 89th minute of added time Ashley scores an own goal enabling us to jump above you on goal difference.
Throughout the game Laudrup remains seated at all times. Not due to a lack of pashun or motivating skills but because the row between Huw and his agent last summer revolved around the demand for a heated seat in the dugout.
Dyer and Routledge are ineffective; having discovered they are in fact robots, the Tan with a Plan uses stealth ninja tools to block the signal from the remote controls used by Huw. In unrelated news, thousands of households in the Swansea area find their Sky+ boxes have accidentally recorded those mucky channels up in the 900 range where bored Eastern European women wiggle some of the worst boob jobs seen by humanity.
Bony tried to make things happen; at one stage tackling Williams to get the ball, setting off on a powerful run. Unfortunately, he forgets to shoot or indeed stop running and is now thought to either be in America or Europe depending which end he was facing at the time.
Williams spends the entire game complaining to the ref that it's sooooo unfair Kenwyne is playing, because he's so big hard and mean. In a brummy accent.
Away crowd ecstatic. Home crowd trying to break the world record for most people attempting the funky chicken at one time. Mass crowd anger when Curtis refuses to even try it.
Leighton James kicks off big time when it's found the bar has run out of alcohol, threatening to assault club staff with a lollipop unless they bring him gallons of the finest cleaning products.
That, or it could be a f***ing boring nil-nil. [Post edited 1 Feb 2014 19:01]
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| Game vs Cardiff on 20:00 - Feb 1 with 866 views | thejack1912 |
Has anyone even thought ML might have made changes with next week I mind?? | |
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| Game vs Cardiff on 20:02 - Feb 1 with 853 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Game vs Cardiff on 20:00 - Feb 1 by thejack1912 |
Has anyone even thought ML might have made changes with next week I mind?? |
Probably not. They think it's more fun being hysterical |  |
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| Game vs Cardiff on 20:14 - Feb 1 with 806 views | thejack1912 |
| Game vs Cardiff on 20:02 - Feb 1 by Brynmill_Jack |
Probably not. They think it's more fun being hysterical |
Would sum up this board at this moment time perfectly | |
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| Game vs Cardiff on 21:46 - Feb 1 with 723 views | honestmint |
come on chaps am I Right in thinking we are all swans fans, if we beat our inferior cousins next week we will need about thirteen points from thirteen games,if we cant manage that we will deserve to go down.Mark my words we will all be celebrating big time this time next week . yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeessssssssssssssssss | | | |
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