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All-time stinker XI 19:02 - Apr 30 with 16186 viewsGlossolalia

Let's take a trip down memory lane. The type of trip where not even a thousand rose-tinted specs could put any veneer of respectability on these, the football-hoofing excuses for professional footballers that played for SCFC.

We will stick with 4-4-2 for ease. You must have, unfortunately, seen these uncoordinated abominations play, before your incredulous eyes.

Let's be avin yer, or something. Your XI from hell.



[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 19:03]
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All-time stinker XI on 19:19 - Apr 30 with 9123 viewsTreforys_Jack

Teflon
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All-time stinker XI on 19:21 - Apr 30 with 9120 viewsJBT95

The XI v Southampton in 2018?
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All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 with 9110 viewsraynor94

All-time stinker XI on 19:19 - Apr 30 by Treforys_Jack

Teflon


You can't have seen many Swans keepers!

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
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All-time stinker XI on 20:01 - Apr 30 with 9079 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 by raynor94

You can't have seen many Swans keepers!


Steve Potter for me 🙈

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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All-time stinker XI on 20:23 - Apr 30 with 9046 viewsraynor94

All-time stinker XI on 20:01 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs

Steve Potter for me 🙈


Exactly!

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
Poll: Happy to see Martin go

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All-time stinker XI on 20:29 - Apr 30 with 9039 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 20:23 - Apr 30 by raynor94

Exactly!


Always remember being 1 up against Cambridge United on a stinking Tuesday night, they get a penalty only for Potter to pull off a cracking save...
and the game being abandoned 😂

*I'm sure we lost the rearranged game too*
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 20:30]

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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All-time stinker XI on 20:30 - Apr 30 with 9037 viewssP7qupUf

Gary Fiskin
Christian Maclean
Tommy Mutton
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All-time stinker XI on 21:01 - Apr 30 with 9010 viewsswan65split

Colin ball boy Mc donald ......no other one could touch him! fact
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All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 with 8974 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:01 - Apr 30 by swan65split

Colin ball boy Mc donald ......no other one could touch him! fact


Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

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All-time stinker XI on 21:37 - Apr 30 with 8968 viewsProfessor

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]


Hough and Moreira at least were triers.
Mardenborough was fast. I would also include Stewart
Phillips.
We had some shocking forwards 80s and 90s
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All-time stinker XI on 21:40 - Apr 30 with 8959 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]


Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho.

Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll: Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

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All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 with 8936 viewspencoedjack

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]


Moreira wasn’t a bad player
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All-time stinker XI on 21:46 - Apr 30 with 8934 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:40 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs

Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho.

Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry


I was only 8 or 9 when I saw him play but he did tend to get the ball over the posts more often than Rodger Blyth who was a decent full back.

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All-time stinker XI on 21:47 - Apr 30 with 8949 viewssP7qupUf

All-time stinker XI on 21:40 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs

Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho.

Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry


Remember him scoring a screamer just after half time in a 1-0 win against Huddersfield.
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All-time stinker XI on 21:48 - Apr 30 with 8932 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack

Moreira wasn’t a bad player


I remember him as a bit of a headless chicken but yes maybe harsh again.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 21:54]

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All-time stinker XI on 21:52 - Apr 30 with 8929 viewspencoedjack

All-time stinker XI on 21:48 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

I remember him as a bit of a headless chicken but yes maybe harsh again.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 21:54]


Maybe he seemed a bit exotic at the time from my seat in the centre stand.

I thought Dennis Lawrence was awful.
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All-time stinker XI on 22:01 - Apr 30 with 8925 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack

Moreira wasn’t a bad player


When Moreira came over for talks it looked like the deal had stalled.

At the time I played football on Sundays for the Plough.

Every Saturday night we would all go to Ritzys.

That particular night Moreira and his agent were in the queue behind us to get in.

We immediately spotted him and decided to take them under our wings and show them both a proper Jack night out.

Moreira couldn't speak much English but his agent explained that a deal was pretty much off.

Anyway, the buds flowed freely all night with Moreira and agent up on stage with us busting some moves until the early hours...

Monday morning he put pen to paper...

The rest is history 😁

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll: Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

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All-time stinker XI on 22:09 - Apr 30 with 8901 viewsAl_Bundy

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]


Mardenborough doesn't deserve to be in that team.
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All-time stinker XI on 22:13 - Apr 30 with 8896 viewsAl_Bundy

M Howard
R McHale
S Chapple
M Bound - For is antics during the dark times
R Sanches
T Boyle
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All-time stinker XI on 22:16 - Apr 30 with 8891 viewspencoedjack

All-time stinker XI on 22:01 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs

When Moreira came over for talks it looked like the deal had stalled.

At the time I played football on Sundays for the Plough.

Every Saturday night we would all go to Ritzys.

That particular night Moreira and his agent were in the queue behind us to get in.

We immediately spotted him and decided to take them under our wings and show them both a proper Jack night out.

Moreira couldn't speak much English but his agent explained that a deal was pretty much off.

Anyway, the buds flowed freely all night with Moreira and agent up on stage with us busting some moves until the early hours...

Monday morning he put pen to paper...

The rest is history 😁


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All-time stinker XI on 22:18 - Apr 30 with 8887 viewspencoedjack

Kyle Bartley

2 decent games in 4.5 years of being on the books
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All-time stinker XI on 22:19 - Apr 30 with 8883 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 22:13 - Apr 30 by Al_Bundy

M Howard
R McHale
S Chapple
M Bound - For is antics during the dark times
R Sanches
T Boyle


Boyle yes I was going to put him in.
Bound was a class act at his level.

But yes behaved like a right greedy cnt in the dark times.

I did like Mardenborough but he just seemed to run into dead ends with little end product.
But yes there must have been worse wingers.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:21]

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All-time stinker XI on 22:37 - Apr 30 with 8861 viewsTreforys_Jack

All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 by raynor94

You can't have seen many Swans keepers!


Jeez, my opinion if that's ok. He was shocking, could never work out why Tosh signed him, a needless purchase which not many could understand at the time.
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All-time stinker XI on 22:42 - Apr 30 with 8845 viewsMrSwerve

No mention of Tabanou yet?!

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All-time stinker XI on 22:45 - Apr 30 with 8829 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 22:09 - Apr 30 by Al_Bundy

Mardenborough doesn't deserve to be in that team.


Yes took him out now wasnt that bad your right

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