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.Mick and Paddy went on a cruise. Paddy says its quiet on here tonight. Mick says they are all watching the band. Paddy says there isn't a band tonight. Yes there is says Mick, I heard the Captain shouting lots of times a band on ship.
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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It’s only a laugh ! on 20:28 - Apr 18 with 1644 views
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you, too.”
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
*Husband's Diary:*
Who the f*ck loses to Cardiff City at home!!
Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
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It’s only a laugh ! on 22:24 - May 4 with 905 views
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary.
When the wife says,
”Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband ponders for a moment, and then looks into his wife's eyes and says.
“My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years. I cannot hold your past against you - maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit ???
She replied, “I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales.!!
Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
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It’s only a laugh ! on 01:07 - May 20 with 142 views
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