Grumpy of Aberystwyth 14:38 - Feb 18 with 2659 views | TheBlob | I was in the doctor's surgery this morning having my foot bandaged(poured boiling water on one of me plates whilst draining pasta),and they'd fukked up the appointments computer.I had to sit there for nearly an hour in the company of screaming,drooling,caterwauling infants - Baby Clinic Day.And all the time their mothers would try and catch my eye with that "don't you think my mutant offspring is the cutest thing ever and I'm so unique and clever to have popped this chunk of leaking tissue out of my nether regions"and you sit there with a sickly grin plastered on your boat thinking that this aforementioned mutant is either going to be a serial killer eventually or living off benefits in Wales for the rest of eternity while its doting humungoid parents feed it chips and chocolate bars until the hardening of the arteries is plainly audible at fifty paces. Apart from that it was quite a nice morning. [Post edited 18 Feb 2016 14:39]
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 14:46 - Feb 18 with 2629 views | Metallica_Hoop | Thought it was gout from all that roadkill and poaching. I find unfocusing the eyes make most people stay the fook away especially children. | ![](/images/avatars/1335.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 14:51 - Feb 18 with 2618 views | TheBlob |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 14:46 - Feb 18 by Metallica_Hoop | Thought it was gout from all that roadkill and poaching. I find unfocusing the eyes make most people stay the fook away especially children. |
The trick is not to blink,and try to cultivate a growl from the back of the throat that is just about perceptible. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 14:52 - Feb 18 with 2610 views | Metallica_Hoop |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 14:51 - Feb 18 by TheBlob |
The trick is not to blink,and try to cultivate a growl from the back of the throat that is just about perceptible. |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:53 - Feb 18 with 2516 views | DaiHo0p | It's you old farts and your kitchen mishaps that are clogging up our wards and surgeries then. | ![](/images/avatars/1549.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:57 - Feb 18 with 2503 views | scot1963 | I think the best piece of advice someone gave me many years ago was 'never look a nutter in the eye' - it hasn't failed me yet | ![](/images/avatars/5472.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:59 - Feb 18 with 2498 views | scot1963 |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:53 - Feb 18 by DaiHo0p | It's you old farts and your kitchen mishaps that are clogging up our wards and surgeries then. |
I believe he does it on purpose to get a woman in uniform to touch his naked flesh | ![](/images/avatars/5472.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:39 - Feb 18 with 2445 views | isawqpratwcity |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:59 - Feb 18 by scot1963 | I believe he does it on purpose to get a woman in uniform to touch his naked flesh |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:45 - Feb 18 with 2438 views | FredManRave |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:57 - Feb 18 by scot1963 | I think the best piece of advice someone gave me many years ago was 'never look a nutter in the eye' - it hasn't failed me yet |
Blob: "Scotty babe, why have you never looked me in the eye?!" Scot1963: "Pass me the ketchup, darling". | ![](/images/avatars/8614.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:49 - Feb 18 with 2425 views | scot1963 |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:45 - Feb 18 by FredManRave | Blob: "Scotty babe, why have you never looked me in the eye?!" Scot1963: "Pass me the ketchup, darling". |
I keep my eyes lowered at all times . In reality it's the other way round - he doesn't look me in the eye | ![](/images/avatars/5472.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:50 - Feb 18 with 2424 views | scot1963 |
he does like Joanne Whalley who I believe was the nurse in that one | ![](/images/avatars/5472.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 17:00 - Feb 18 with 2397 views | Boston | Aberwhatchamacallit...would that doctor be a veterinarian? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 17:02 - Feb 18 with 2394 views | Dorse | I tried to cultivate a drooling, slack jawed grin but Chelsea fans kept engaging me in fraternal conversation. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 17:08 - Feb 18 with 2390 views | isawqpratwcity |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 16:50 - Feb 18 by scot1963 | he does like Joanne Whalley who I believe was the nurse in that one |
Who doesn't? Jeez, that was a great program! | ![](/images/avatars/3653.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 18:12 - Feb 18 with 2336 views | TheBlob |
Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 15:53 - Feb 18 by DaiHo0p | It's you old farts and your kitchen mishaps that are clogging up our wards and surgeries then. |
I never clog.I subtly flit in and out of such establishments spreading wit and charm to the delight of less fortunate folk. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 18:17 - Feb 18 with 2324 views | londonscottish | "and you sit there with a sickly grin plastered on your boat thinking that this aforementioned mutant is either going to be a serial killer eventually or living off benefits in Wales for the rest of eternity while its doting humungoid parents feed it chips and chocolate bars until the hardening of the arteries is plainly audible at fifty paces." Congratulations; you've just won the Discodroid clip-of-the week competition. | ![](/images/avatars/5986.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 18:24 - Feb 18 with 2311 views | TheBlob | The assembled infants were most amused by the rendition of White Punks On Dope on the toy piano/xylophone - I'll swear they were trying to join in. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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Grumpy of Aberystwyth on 06:05 - Feb 19 with 2136 views | ade_qpr | Blobby in the waiting room | ![](/images/avatars/3951.gif) |
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