| Arsenhole Match Fred 09:31 - Mar 4 with 12596 views | Dorse |
I have spent the morning since dawn at the top of the imposing Fontmell downs, clad in a shimmering samite toga, taking auguries from the sacrificial Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummers. After propitiating Odin with the tears of an albino she-deer and casting the runes made from chopsticks stolen from the Fat-Chan restaurant and mah-Jong opium den, I have come to the following conclusions.
1. QPR will win. It will be magnificent.
2. The TV coverage will, at some point, focus in on a small boy in an Arsenal shirt crying and being comforted by his Dad and a woman (preferably young and attractive but most likely looking like Olive off On The Buses) with her hands linked behind her neck looking anguished. This will provoke gales of laughter I the Dorse household.
3. The stream will inevitably hang or buffer at exactly the time when Charlie rises above Mertesacker and thumps the ball home from a Phillips cross. Shortly after this Mrs D will enter the room and inquire as to what all the swearing is about.
4. Arsene Wenger will still look like a melted Jurgen Klinsmann.
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:21 - Mar 4 with 3242 views | isawqpratwcity |
Can't see us being lucky enough to strike the Arsse on one of their off days.
Joining the multitudes on 1-2, Austin.
COYRs, make me eat my words, please! |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:22 - Mar 4 with 3240 views | scot1963 |
this week has been poo so far so am expecting a drubbing but secretly hoping that we are back from the break and have been honed into a magnificent well drilled fighting machine  |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:23 - Mar 4 with 3235 views | PinnerPaul |
My bet has been Arsenal H/T; Draw F/T - 14/1
So I'm going for 1-1, more in hope than expectation though! |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:25 - Mar 4 with 3232 views | kingsburyR |
I think we'll be done by three if Sanchez fancies it! |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:38 - Mar 4 with 3211 views | WokingR |
God, you miserable negative lot !
I'm going for a 2-0 win and an absolute thumping atmosphere |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:49 - Mar 4 with 3190 views | Hooparoo |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:38 - Mar 4 by WokingR |
God, you miserable negative lot !
I'm going for a 2-0 win and an absolute thumping atmosphere |
I'm with you Woking. We are due a big performance. Charlie will be a nightmare for Herr Mertesacker.
Come on you Rs!! |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:59 - Mar 4 with 3169 views | daveB |
Sanchez not scored for ages so he'll get at least one, if we get anything out of tonight we've done brilliantly. All logic points to an away win and a comfortable one but you never know |  | | |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 11:09 - Mar 4 with 3148 views | Dorse |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:59 - Mar 4 by daveB |
Sanchez not scored for ages so he'll get at least one, if we get anything out of tonight we've done brilliantly. All logic points to an away win and a comfortable one but you never know |
Logic has no place in football. Unless you are Socrates, of course. | |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 11:16 - Mar 4 with 3127 views | derbyhoop |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 11:09 - Mar 4 by Dorse |
Logic has no place in football. Unless you are Socrates, of course. |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 11:17 - Mar 4 with 3123 views | adhoc_qpr |
If we can create a few good chances for Charlie we might be able to snatch a score draw, maybe 2-2.
There is no way we will keep a clean sheet versus Sanchez, Cazorla, Giroud et al.
That is me at my most optimistic too - i secretly fear a real drubbing to complete deflate the positivity we've been trying to regain. | | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 12:02 - Mar 4 with 3077 views | JAPRANGERS |
Hoping for a home win of course butttttttttttttttttttttttt I think we'll get done 3-1  |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 12:03 - Mar 4 with 3073 views | JAPRANGERS |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 12:02 - Mar 4 by JAPRANGERS |
Hoping for a home win of course butttttttttttttttttttttttt I think we'll get done 3-1 |
getting up at 3.45 am to watch the game live on TV. Hope they at least make a fight of it and make getting up at this ungodly hour worthwhile. | | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 12:34 - Mar 4 with 3028 views | ballbag |
I think if they score first, we're done for, as their pace will destroy us on the counter.
Still believe we can maybe get a draw...1-1 would be a good result.
0-3 it is. |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 13:08 - Mar 4 with 2984 views | Rs_Holy |
I'm sort of hoping the warm weather training has focused the players and Ramsey. Hopefully he has struck upon a way in which we become a slick passing, tactically savvy unit, who rip teams apart on the counter attack.
Maybe I will be horrifically wrong (I usually am). I am also known for being extremely "glass half empty" but I am going for a 3 - 1 win... btw I have not been drinking. |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 13:18 - Mar 4 with 2954 views | Toast_R |
2-0 defeat for me, one of those goals in the last minute of course. |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 13:41 - Mar 4 with 2929 views | CroydonCaptJack |
They weren't very good away to Palace despite winning.
Let's hope they have another off day but don't get lucky this time. |  | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 14:28 - Mar 4 with 2842 views | loftus77 |
0-2. At least. | | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 14:58 - Mar 4 with 2797 views | RANGERS4EVER |
Even with all their pace in the team, when you watch Arsenal they are one of the least counter attacking teams I have ever seen. Just seem to do everything to slow the ball down a get at least 100 passes before trying to shoot. So as long as we keep tight, and don't let them play their game we can get something |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 15:02 - Mar 4 with 2790 views | adhoc_qpr |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 13:18 - Mar 4 by Toast_R |
2-0 defeat for me, one of those goals in the last minute of course. |
With the second goal coming just after we've just had a goal disallowed dubiously (See Soton home) obviously... | | | |
| Arsenhole Match Fred on 15:03 - Mar 4 with 2785 views | Jeff |
Sanchez has not scored in his last seven games. What was it that Confucius says about player in bad form look for QPR in fixture list? |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 15:31 - Mar 4 with 2747 views | kingsburyR |
Forgot about Old Theo.
Is he fit now, oh shite and the Ox. | |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 15:41 - Mar 4 with 2728 views | TheBlob |
I think we can work their back line in the air.I'm going for a 2-1 home win. |  |
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:03 - Mar 4 with 2651 views | johncharles |
Just having a beer (Old Empire IPA) before I leave for some more beer in the Bush. I'm looking for a fresh approach, some tactics and a memorable WIN !!!
Sandro MOTM.
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| Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:19 - Mar 4 with 2611 views | eastside_r |
Was starting to get withdrawal syptoms; my last game was Southampton.
But hey-ho now 4 games in 17 days.
1-3 sadly. |  | | |
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