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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up 09:39 - Sep 25 with 7042 viewsNorthernr

AND IT'S LIVE as Martin Tyler says. Not much of a catch phrase that. Speaking of catchphrases, 'ere cams 'Arry from 945ish. Prepare an angry mob for when he says he hasn't got any right backs.

35 minutes late.

Ok, not bad, few problems with the new car. Couldn't get the window down. Bondy's pedal foot was down, cut out and lost all power.

Waiting to see today and tomorrow who's struggling. Barton and Mutch struggling not available for sure. Sandro waiting to see how he is. Niko got a knock, might not be available. Adel still got a sore ankle.

Sandro says he didn't do it sliding on his knees. I saw him slide, that's when I thought he'd done it. (Crock of sht basically, that he made up.) He doesn't score many, not a goalscorer, shouldn't happen very often. Did fear the worst but it looks like it's ok.

Only just heard about Caulker and the cheese. Strange. Don't know what's happened. Wrongfully arrested? How's it made the news? Who's told you lot? Store? POlice?

We're playing ok at home, home form decent, missed a penalty v Hull (Rio lost a man we don't talk about that) good point against a top half Stoke team, good squad. Encouraging. Away performances haven't been good enough.

Fentastic Southampton. Lost all them players, that's the end of Southampton, on the slide now, but it's amazing, great football, top top players, young players coming through as usual (must be nice), good what they've achieved before, Koeman doing a fentastic job.

Getting better forward players into the league, more teams looking to go and win games now, three points to one point a big difference, two whole points n fact. It's about goalscorers, people who don't score never score, you can look at your squad and say he'll get six, he'll get 14, he'll get 2. People who only get 2 goals don't suddenly get 20. same people who score. Look at Frank. Fentastic player. Had him at West Ham.

Fcking cnting fcking fcking Ryder Cup questions. 'Arry loves Paul McGinley. West Ham fan. Top fella. Wanna see him win it.



Fck me an actual question! Somebdy asks if he regrets approach to Man Utd given how fcking hideous they are at the back.

Not overloaded with people, at the time it's difficult. Didn't have the ball, hard to get at em. Easy with hindsight, went to Man Utd and played how we played, didn't play wel, didn't have a good day.

We've been "excellent, very good" at home. Man Utd was a tough game. Spurs played well, we didn't play well. Long way to go, need points away from home, still think we'll be ok, be tough, and tight, like an old whore.

Joey thought his hamstring was fine so he played. No good. Jordon had a groin injury before the game, did a hamstring during the game. Very little we can do. Not sure how long they'll be out, not available.

Always get a bit of grief there, what I remember last time was my birthday and we won. Let's hope we win this time.

Bondy slowly rests forehead on piano keys and starts to snore.

You won't get me on the Twitter. Last week players whose team got smashed up on Saturday online on Sunday commenting on other people's teams. Keep seeing all this Twitter, I don't remember Jimmy Greaves going on the Twitter after scoring his 48th of the season.

Somebody points out Jimmy Greaves is now on Twitter.

'Arry laughs and we move on.


Southampton, amazing. Conveyer belt of kids coming through. Bought well. Brought some in from Holland he knew I'd never heard of. Powerful outfit again. Great stuff. Confidence. Boys in the park, jumpers for goal posts. Excellent at Arsenal. Mother's calling, five more minutes. Long season though, only five games in, look the real deal though that's for sure.

Matt Le Tissier impressed with him and you can see why, doing a great job.

Ring the excuses bell. Lost Remy on deadline, didn't get anyone in. We look a lot stronger when everybody is fit. We'll be fine. Got decent players, needed to bring players in cos we didn't have any, nobody here, hardly anybody left at all from last year. Very confident we'll be ok.

Joe Jordan smacks Bondy round the mush and tells him to pull himself together. Bondy wakes with a start and the band strikes up.



That hissing noise is your soul draining away.


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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:01 - Sep 25 with 4724 viewssmegma

We're down to the bare bones.

Sandro is a lovely fella, i love him so much i sometimes call him Sandra by mistake.

Southampton are a triffick club in a lovely part of the world, only takes Bondy 15 minutes to drive us to St Marys.
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:21 - Sep 25 with 4644 viewsdaveB

Banter man from Sky making a right prat of himself
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:32 - Sep 25 with 4548 viewsWokingR

The lines are starting to get blurry now between what Harry has said and what Clive has added.
Quite worrying when you can't tell what is meant to be real but comes across as cr@p and what Clive adds as a pisstake
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:34 - Sep 25 with 4539 viewsLblock

So it sounds like Sandro is okay?

Great news BUT every time he goes to ground or gets a knock we'll be fearing the worst.
I still think it's bull and he is crocked
The signing looks more foolhardy by the day but just like I did with Ned I'm prepared to eat my words
[Post edited 25 Sep 2014 10:36]

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:36 - Sep 25 with 4530 viewsSilverfoxqpr

Seriously, what's the point? That was just plain embarrassing, especially the mumbling response to the 'Man Utd' question.
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:38 - Sep 25 with 4514 viewsNorthernr

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:36 - Sep 25 by Silverfoxqpr

Seriously, what's the point? That was just plain embarrassing, especially the mumbling response to the 'Man Utd' question.


I think he was stunned he actually got asked a proper question. Never happened before. Well done whoever the journo was asking that one.
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:41 - Sep 25 with 4489 viewsdaveB

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:38 - Sep 25 by Northernr

I think he was stunned he actually got asked a proper question. Never happened before. Well done whoever the journo was asking that one.


Was Wally Downes Jr by the sound of it
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:44 - Sep 25 with 4471 viewsSilverfoxqpr

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:38 - Sep 25 by Northernr

I think he was stunned he actually got asked a proper question. Never happened before. Well done whoever the journo was asking that one.


Absolutely, it WAS a valid question. I guess the response just confirmed what a lot of us have been thinking for a while now, there genuinely was no tactical game plan whatsoever.
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:49 - Sep 25 with 4442 viewssimmo

Bloomin lovely ol' job. Big up the reporter asking what we all wanted to know RE United and Tottenham. I bet Joe Jordan is kickin fck out of whoever he is as we speak.

So on Saturday we have a central midfield of Karl Henry and Leroy Fer. He might actually be forced to fckin go for it, which will be nice. If we get a result it will come from the flanks, IMO, they are too strong in CM for us.

-----------------Green----------------
Isla------Caulker----Nedum--YSY
------------Henry--Fer-------------
Phillips----------------------Hoilett
----------Vargas----Austin---------


Get it wide, get it crossed, get it won.

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:53 - Sep 25 with 4422 viewsRangersw12

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:49 - Sep 25 by simmo

Bloomin lovely ol' job. Big up the reporter asking what we all wanted to know RE United and Tottenham. I bet Joe Jordan is kickin fck out of whoever he is as we speak.

So on Saturday we have a central midfield of Karl Henry and Leroy Fer. He might actually be forced to fckin go for it, which will be nice. If we get a result it will come from the flanks, IMO, they are too strong in CM for us.

-----------------Green----------------
Isla------Caulker----Nedum--YSY
------------Henry--Fer-------------
Phillips----------------------Hoilett
----------Vargas----Austin---------


Get it wide, get it crossed, get it won.


Totally agree and about time we played to Austin strengths !!
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:03 - Sep 25 with 4379 viewsdaveB

Bit harsh to drop Niko after last week, big pitch at St Mary's and they are very strong in midfield, I reckon he'll play 4-3-3 rather than 4-4-2
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:05 - Sep 25 with 4362 viewssimmo

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:03 - Sep 25 by daveB

Bit harsh to drop Niko after last week, big pitch at St Mary's and they are very strong in midfield, I reckon he'll play 4-3-3 rather than 4-4-2


Dropped on the basis he won't be fit/carrying a knock. After last week it seems stupid to risk any other injured players.

3 in CM would have been my preference originally but 3 of our 5 CMs are out

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:14 - Sep 25 with 4313 viewsJigsore

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 10:49 - Sep 25 by simmo

Bloomin lovely ol' job. Big up the reporter asking what we all wanted to know RE United and Tottenham. I bet Joe Jordan is kickin fck out of whoever he is as we speak.

So on Saturday we have a central midfield of Karl Henry and Leroy Fer. He might actually be forced to fckin go for it, which will be nice. If we get a result it will come from the flanks, IMO, they are too strong in CM for us.

-----------------Green----------------
Isla------Caulker----Nedum--YSY
------------Henry--Fer-------------
Phillips----------------------Hoilett
----------Vargas----Austin---------


Get it wide, get it crossed, get it won.


Like the look of it but Fer likes to get forward doesn't he? Henry can't cope by himself so he'd have to play more defensively. Usually that'd be fine but i'm unsure our coaching team's advice on the matter goes any further than 'ran around a bit and put it up 'em'

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:20 - Sep 25 with 4300 viewspaulparker

the most telling things for me out of that & I don't know how much is clive adding comedy value
are his lies regarding Sandro, I said on the Sandro thread that it was a load of bollox about sliding on his knees,
and the fact he hasn't heard of the players Koeman signed,
why hasn't he heard of them ? why do we not have scouts covering Holland
why is HR not making himself aware of these players , these are the sort of players a club like ours so should be all over
Most Prem mangers know practically every single player the world over
or has contacts that do
that interview sums up what a con artist he really is, if he was alan pardew he would be crucified after that press conference

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:23 - Sep 25 with 4286 viewsRangersw12

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:05 - Sep 25 by simmo

Dropped on the basis he won't be fit/carrying a knock. After last week it seems stupid to risk any other injured players.

3 in CM would have been my preference originally but 3 of our 5 CMs are out


Could always play Sutherland in the 3 ?
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:26 - Sep 25 with 4271 viewskensalriser

What we really need is Lee Cook or his younger equivalent, like Moses for example. Run down the wing and actually put a cross on Austin's bonce. We've had this guy over a year now and still haven't worked out how to play to his main strength.

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:26 - Sep 25 with 4269 viewssimmo

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:23 - Sep 25 by Rangersw12

Could always play Sutherland in the 3 ?


Yeah it's an option, I'm not averse to it, depends how wel he's responded to his recovery, he was out a long time and I don't even know if he's been doing 90mins reguarly for the U21s.

I'd like to see him make the bench at least, considering.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:26 - Sep 25 with 4269 viewsNorthernr

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:23 - Sep 25 by Rangersw12

Could always play Sutherland in the 3 ?


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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:32 - Sep 25 with 4241 viewskropotkin41

I can't say I'm optimistic, but a miraculous point would be fantastic........ failing that putting up a creditable fight. I wonder how bad it has to get before we see something shift in the power structure.......... before it becomes clear that someone has put their hand on Harry's shoulder and said that it's time for Glenn to run things day-to-day........ (not sure how much that'd help of course, but it might just put the brakes on the whole QPR laughing stock bandwagon for a while.)

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:45 - Sep 25 with 4181 viewsRedbourneR

'Hom form decent'.


That, surely, must be a Clive wind-up. No way could Harry possibly call last weekend's effort 'decent'. We're too easy to score against.
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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:50 - Sep 25 with 4154 viewsDiscodroids

'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:45 - Sep 25 by RedbourneR

'Hom form decent'.


That, surely, must be a Clive wind-up. No way could Harry possibly call last weekend's effort 'decent'. We're too easy to score against.


has loftus road turned into a muscle mary night with dog tags, amyl nitrate, qualuudes and extra strength trojan condoms , de riguer ???.

in which case i might give the next hom game a miss!!

harold certainly spicing things up at HQ lately, perhaps bondy can serve hors d'oeurves in crouthcless leather chaps ala 'mad max 2'

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 11:57 - Sep 25 with 4113 viewsPommyhoop

Has become a sickening caricature oh himself.It would be funny if he was anyone elses manager but he's ours .
Top work again Clive but as has been mentioned you will have to really go for the unbelievable next week cos H is fast making your imagination redundant..

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 12:19 - Sep 25 with 4010 viewskropotkin41

Whose benefit are these Thursday morning spectacles for? As far as I can tell Harry's not fooling many fans any more; he's not fooling the mass media......... well somehow he may be, but QPR certainly aren't.

The only good thing that can be said for them is that they have provided a little light relief on here, but I'm not sure how much room is left for parody, when the reality is so clearly no more than delusional drivel.

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 12:23 - Sep 25 with 3991 viewsTheBlob


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'Arry's big Thursday shrug, what can I do, no right backs wind up on 12:24 - Sep 25 with 3987 viewsNathanNI

Isn't this really depressing?
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